Let's All Worship Satan

from I Can't Believe It's Not Better by Anthony Kapfer

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    Let's All Worship Satan
    The Meaning Of Life

    Side 1
    Invisible Stain
    I Want To Kill You In My Dreams

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    This record contains four tracks from the album I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better.
    Side 1
    A Particular Streaming Service Robbed Me Blind
    Solitaire

    Side A
    Nice To Meet You (My Mom Has Cancer)
    Sister

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lyrics

dear god of rock and roll
are you there?
it’s me anthony

anyway, i really want to be famous
i was wondering if maybe you could you help me out with that

no way yahwey
there is no god

oh, i’m sorry who is this?

this is the lord of the underworld

oh i must have the wrong number
i was trying to dial 7

well i'm afraid you dialed wrong
cause you’ve reached 666

wow my mistake
but hey, since i have you on the phone
would you maybe consider
becoming my manager?
or maybe you have some advice
on how to write a big hit song
what do i do?

all you have to do is sing about me
because the best way to sell art is with controversy

so let’s all worship satan together
it’s just for business not for pleasure
so let’s all worship satan together
it makes everyone’s career so much better

okay, alright
i know what you’re thinking
how could i ask the prince of darkness
to be my manager?

but look all the stories you’ve heard about satan
those are just rumors
you don’t even know if they’re true

and if satan is really so bad
then why does he have so many nicknames?
where did those come from? hmm?
he must have had at least a few friends
oh lucifer you old devil, you

let’s all worship satan together

ok here's the thing
even when they’re not that great
people just love songs about the devil

but even if this song becomes a really big hit
and makes a lot of money
satan will get paid most of the royalties
you know, that was the deal
but to hell with it

i’m not even worried about anything anymore
plus i already sold my soul to the devil
so i could get into heaven

let’s all worship satan together
it’s just for right now it's not forever
let’s all worship satan together
when it goes out of fashion
nevermind whatever

credits

from I Can't Believe It's Not Better, released June 4, 2021
Anthony Kapfer - vocals, guitars, bass, drums
Ricky Wells - theremin, guitar

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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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