Murder At The Midnight Monster Movie Matinee, by Bald Whig

Murder At The Midnight Monster Movie Matinee

by Bald Whig

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1.	Teen Wolf 01:16	lyrics	buy track
i was a teenage werewolf now i’m a wild thing a psychotic reaction i had too much to dream oh here comes the night tell me what’s on your mind come on, come on
2.	I Don't Think About Nothing 02:58	lyrics	buy track
nothing is okay i don't think about nothing i don't care about nothing i don't know nothing at all
3.	Murder At The Midnight Monster Movie Matinee 02:05	lyrics	buy track
the creature walks among us it came from outer space from the galaxy of terror the thing from another world there’s been a murder at the midnight movie matinee everybody’s dead and the wolfman don’t know what to say there’s been a murder at the midnight movie matinee yeah, i saw a murder at the midnight monster movie matinee but it’s okay this was a double feature fright night of the living dead i walked with a zombie the texas chainsaw massacre there’s been a murder at the midnight movie matinee everybody’s dead and now dracula don’t know what to say there’s been a murder at the midnight movie matinee yeah, i saw a murder at the midnight monster movie matinee but it’s okay the revenge of the creature it's alive frankenstein's a monster here we go bwaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!
4.	Thunderlips 02:18	lyrics	buy track
the ultimate object of desire a mountain of molten lust thunderlips is here in the flesh i had the eye of the tiger and now i’ve got to get it back i’m gonna take everything he’s got no one can believe the superhuman strength of thunderlips give me a kiss yo adrian! we defeated thunderlips
5.	That's So Raven, Nevermore 01:59	lyrics	buy track
once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— while I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. “’tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— only this and nothing more.” ah, distinctly I remember while I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, that's so raven, nevermore
6.	Hungry Like The Wolfman 02:39	lyrics	buy track
i’m waking up from the dead of night bloodlust takes hold i’ve got a curse that i just can not lift howling in the shadows ah-hoo ah-hoo i’ll be upon you by the moonlight side i’m just a moment behind i’m on the hunt i’m coming after you i'm gonna bark at the moon yeah yeah yeah ah-hoo ah-hoo oh i’m hungry like the wolfman every time the moon’s full ah ha ha ha ha ha ha every time the moon's full
7.	Go To Hell 03:00	lyrics	buy track
go to hell here we go countdown 10, 9, 8, 7, 666
8.	My Wonderwall 02:21	lyrics	buy track
yeah, yeah i only have eyes for you i want you to want me you take my breath away and i don’t wanna miss a thing after all you’re my wonderwall you really got me after all you’re my wonderwall yeah, yeah i will stand by you your love is a fine thing crazy little thing called love i can’t fight this feeling after all you’re my wonderwall time after time after all you’re my wonderwall yeah, yeah
9.	A Dream Within A Dream 02:13	lyrics	buy track
i stand amid the roar of a surf tormented shore if hope has flown away in a night or in a day all that we see or seem is a dream within a dream while i weep while i weep while i weep oh god can i not save one from the pitiless wave i hold within my hands grains of the golden sand if hope has flown away in a night or in a day all that we see or seem is a dream within a dream while i weep while i weep while i weep oh god can i not save one from the pitiless wave
10.	Politics. Am I Right? 04:12	lyrics	buy track
politics am i right?

about

Bald Whig is a garage rock project that came to be because i wanted to see if i could write and record an entire album in a single week. here it is. ten songs, seven days. written and recorded between september 28 and october 5, 2023.

these are not comedy songs, but i think you will find them to be fun and light hearted, while also being spooky enough to make it onto your halloween playlist.

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released October 6, 2023

written and performed by anthony kapfer

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Anthony Kapfer Los Angeles, California

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime ... more