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I Got Covid Anyway

from Social Distancing Butterfly by Anthony Kapfer

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i've been home all year
i only go outside to walk my dog
and sometimes i buy groceries
and i always always wear a mask

i wipe down all my groceries
before i put them away
and i always wash my hands
at least a thousand times a day every day

i don't see my friends
i haven't done any shows
but none of that matters
because i got covid anyway

probably because of some asshole
who didn't want to wear a mask
or someone who wore a mask
with their fucking nose sticking out
or someone who thinks this is all a hoax

whoever you are
wherever you are
i just wanna say
fuck you and thanks a lot
for giving me a deadly disease
when we were so close to having a vaccine


from Social Distancing Butterfly, released December 4, 2020
written and performed by Anthony Kapfer


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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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