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Fuck You, Simon

from Fuck You, Simon by Anthony Kapfer

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this is a response to the america's got talemt judges telling me they didn't enjoy my performance


i went on a tv show
it was a show that i don’t even like
because i thought it might be good
to be seen by seven million people

but i could not have been more wrong

cause simon cowell thinks i suck
heidi klum said i suck
the lady from modern family hates my guts
howie mandel didn’t seem to like me
but he didn’t hate me as much
as simon did
simon cowell really fucking hated me

well i hate him too
simon fuck you
what do you even do?
are you good at anything else
besides being a fucking prick?

simon cowell is there anyone in your life
who would say you’re a real nice guy?
even your wife can not pretend
because she used to be married
to your friend
until you had sex with her in their bed

i guess what i’m saying is
you would not do well on a talent show
whether you were judged
on your ability or character
you talentless piece of shit

heidi klum your fame has waned
your career has seen much better days

lady from modern family
i don’t even know your name

howie mandel you were big in the 80s
for putting a rubber glove on your face
and blowing air into it
that is the funniest thing you’ve ever done

simon cowell you can go get fucked
heidi klum i think you suck
lady from modern family
i still don’t even know your name
howie mandel you can eat some shit
take your rubber glove and choke on it
you haven’t been remotely relevant
since 1988

none of you have talent
so what the hell do you know?
americas got more talent
than the judges on the show

thank you good night


from Fuck You, Simon, released May 31, 2022
written and performed by anthony kapfer


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