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two weeks from today
i was thinking about time travel
it seems like only yesterday
today was tomorrow
and one day
someday will be today
but i don’t even know what day it is anymore
because recently i was in a discount store
and i saw an irregular time machine
it was slightly imperfect
so the price was marked down
but for a limited time only
i wanted to use my time machine
to try to win the lottery
but since this time machine was defective
i could only travel to the future
one second at a time
so it took me forever to get there
i wasn’t able go back in time
to play the winning lottery numbers
so instead i went to the future
and tried to guess
then i went to a bookie
to place bets against myself
i kept betting that i would lose the lottery
but i guessed the numbers correctly
every single time
i won a fortune
then i lost it all
just my luck
i forgot to check
while i was there but
i hope that in the future
they invent prosthetic upper lips
for people with mustaches
who also want to wear disguises
