Name: Plant (Party Version)
Duration: P00H01M31S
Description: bonus track

Plant (Party Version)

from I Can't Believe It's Not Better (Remixed and Remastered Deluxe Edition) by Anthony Kapfer

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bonus track

lyrics

i used to have a plant
it was a rescue
when i got it
it was all sunburned

but now it's dead
it actually took its own life
i had nothing to do with it
i wasn't even home

i came back
from a three week vacation
i found it lying there lifeless

i might have been able to save it
but i spent a lot of time looking up
how to perform CPR on a plant
apparently you're supposed to breathe on them

i did suspect foul play at first
but then i found the suicide note
which was written on paper
how ironic

so i buried my dead plant
in a pet cemetery
a few weeks later it rose from the grave

i was so terrified
i immediately killed it
before it had a chance to kill me first

so now i have a fake plant
but you can't even tell
it looks very realistic
all the leaves are wilted and brown

my friend came over the other day
he said "your plant looks dead"
i said "thanks. it was really expensive"

credits

from I Can't Believe It's Not Better (Remixed and Remastered Deluxe Edition), released February 24, 2023
anthony kapfer - vocals, guitar, bass, programming