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i’m bad at meeting people
because i never know the appropriate things
that i should say
when i’m introduced
like, it’s nice to meet you my mom has cancer
why did i just say that?
i do not know the answer, no
anyway, how bout you?
how do you do?
that’s nice, but my mom has cancer
now let’s get some food
i know a place with good reviews
table for two my mom has cancer
a fifteen minute wait is fine
and do you need my name?
i’m the one whose mom has cancer
i’ll have a burger my mom has cancer
i’ll have some fries on the side
a soda water too
and what about you?
she’ll have the burger too
but her mother is a dancer
your astrological sign is cancer
what a coincidence
my mom has
the same birthday as you
and also the other thing
it's our first date
did i mention my mom and her cancer?
what's that?
your friends got engaged?
well my mom is full of cancer
i think it's our last date
because i just can't stand her
