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Your Goldfish Is Not In Heaven

by Anthony Kapfer

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from the upcoming re-release of the album SONGS FOR CHILDREN TO CRY TO


your goldfish is not in heaven
religion says they've got no souls
no they got no souls
so where do dead fish go now?

well i don't mean to sound suspicious
but i don't care if that fish was religious
no your goldfish is not in heaven
and you can go and ask the reverend
and he'll say

"when you flush those sins with fins
right down the toilet
they do not go to a better place"
no one does


released May 7, 2021
written and performed by anthony kapfer


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Anthony Kapfer Los Angeles, California

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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