What Am I Doing?

from Cats Using Toilets by Anthony Kapfer

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What am I doing?
Oh god, this is crazy
I can not believe I'm even contemplating
Falling in love with anyone
But right now it's like my brain has a mind of its own

I wonder if you're thinking of our future together
Together forever seems like such an adventure
No pressure, but our wedding is next week,
But whatever
What should we name our kids?
Cause we're having thirteen

Marry me
and we'll be eternally enemies

Even though we got married seconds ago
We never go anywhere nice anymore
And I hate the way you sound when you chew your food
Even though we haven't chewed food since we said our vows

The honeymoon hasn't even started yet
But it feels like it's already over
Because ever since we tied the knot, it feels like
It has been tied tightly around my throat

Divorce me please
And let's split our equity
And never speak

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from Cats Using Toilets, released March 3, 2020
Anthony Kapfer - vocals, guitars, bass, drums

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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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