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what would you say
if i asked you a rhetorical question
hypothetically?

and what is the meaning of life?
tell me “yes or no”

that was a trick question
or was it?

i don’t know
i don’t have all the answers now
how could i
when i don’t even have all the questions?

ironically i complain that
i do not get sarcasm
isn’t that just great?
i wanna be a positive person
but that seems so unlikely

sometimes i think
my mind is playing tricks on me
therefore i’m always right

people say that happiness is a choice
but i can never make up my mind

and i know i’m getting older
cause now i’m old enough
to remember being younger
and now i reminisce about nostalgia
cause it used to be better

what if the good old days
never happened and
we just don’t remember?
the future is running late
this trip down memory lane
is taking us forever

i always hear people say
money can’t buy happiness
but what if i paid them off?
maybe then they’d finally shut up about it
and nothing would make me happier

don’t bother to explain cause
it’ll just go in one ear and right out the other
i don’t know anything
but i think therefore i am
or well at least i think so

i am so totally vain
i probably think this song is about me
even though it’s vague
but enough about carly simon
let’s talk about me

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from Invisible Stain (E​.​P​.​), released March 5, 2021
anthony kapfer - vocals, guitars, bass, drums
ricky wells - synths

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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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