The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020

from Social Distancing Butterfly by Anthony Kapfer

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i finally have proof
that the world is full of shit
there’s no more toilet paper
because the idiots are hoarding it
they can stick that toilet paper
where the sun don’t shine
that idiom has never felt
more appropriate

there used to be toilet paper
as far as the eye could see
now when you go to the store
all the shelves are empty
the great toilet paper shortage of 2020
has taught us all that
the world is full of filthy fucking assholes

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from Social Distancing Butterfly, released December 4, 2020
written by Anthony Kapfer

Anthony Kapfer - vocals, guitars, drums, bass

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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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