The Good Samaritan

from Cats Using Toilets by Anthony Kapfer

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lyrics

The other day
I did something nice for somebody
And I didn't tell anyone
Or brag about it
So, I wrote a song about it

I held the door open for you
Right as you were coming out of the Burger King
I never told a soul what happened on that day
That makes me a hero
I'm so great
You did not say, "thank you"
So I looked you in the eyes

I said, "I hope you die
choke on chicken fries
Don't even try to thank me now
Drop dead Good bye"