The Good Samaritan

from Cats Using Toilets by Anthony Kapfer

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lyrics

The other day
I did something nice for somebody
And I didn't tell anyone
Or brag about it
So, I wrote a song about it

I held the door open for you
Right as you were coming out of the Burger King
I never told a soul what happened on that day
That makes me a hero
I'm so great
You did not say, "thank you"
So I looked you in the eyes

I said, "I hope you die
choke on chicken fries
Don't even try to thank me now
Drop dead Good bye"

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from Cats Using Toilets, released March 3, 2020
Anthony Kapfer - vocals, guitar

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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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