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a quiet version of the same song


spotify hardly pays artists
so i need a favor from you every day

play this song on repeat
while you sleep
i repeat
you will sleep
you’ll play me
they’ll pay me

otherwise spotify will rob me blind
it makes me want to scream
they only pay point zero zero six six six
of a cent every time you stream
this song has to be at least thirty seconds
or i will not be paid
i’m doing pretty good on time
spotify robbed me blind


from Spotify Robbed Me Blind (E​.​P​.​), released November 10, 2020
written and performed by Anthony Kapfer


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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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