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i’m a social distancing butterfly
i’ve been training for this moment
for all my life
ever since my exit from the womb
my room has become
my new cocoon
now i have to stay at home
so no one else will die
my antisocial behavior
makes me your guardian and savior
i wear my superhero pj’s
and i make the world a safer place
that’s why i wear a cape
i’m just like batman
but with a much smaller bat cave
i’m saving all your lives
by sleeping half the day
my birthday should be a holiday
that we celebrate with a big parade
but i know i wouldn’t go
but it would just be nice to know
