These clear seven inch records were individually lathe cut by Meep Records. Each copy has original handmade collage artwork by Anthony Kapfer. There are only 25 copies. The record contains 4 tracks from the album, I Can't Believe It's Not Better.
Side A
Let's All Worship Satan
The Meaning Of Life
Side 1
Invisible Stain
I Want To Kill You In My Dreams
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Limited edition clear seven inch vinyl record. This one was lathe cut by Funky Frankenstein Records in Nashville Tennessee. 50 copies were made. Subscribers to my fanclub will receive this record with one of a kind original handmade collage art by me.
This record contains four tracks from the album I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better.
Side 1
A Particular Streaming Service Robbed Me Blind Solitaire
Side A
Nice To Meet You (My Mom Has Cancer)
Sister
(The photo is showing the front and back artwork and both sides of the same record)
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my sister gave me
her new phone number the other day
but i’m pretty lazy
so i just keep using the old number instead
the woman who has that number now
is my new sister
and we talk every day
luckily they’re both named stephanie
so i didn’t even have to change
her contact information in my phone
but anyway while i was
on the phone with stephanie
she said that she just started doing yoga
and she feels better than ever
she said i should try doing it too
and i never used to take advice from
my old sister but this time i thought
"new sister, new me"
but when i tried yoga
i pulled a muscle in my back
it was the worst pain i’ve ever felt
in my entire life
so i tried to call my doctor
but the number must have changed
because some guy
answered the phone instead
i said “can you recommend something
for excruciating back pain?”
and he said “i think you have the wrong number”
i said “listen, you’re my new doctor now and i need your help.
what can i do to make my back stop hurting?”
he said
“i don’t know, have you tried doing yoga?”
i was desperate for relief
so i tried it again
and this time the pain went away instantly
it was incredible
so i called my new sister
i said “guess what? i did yoga”
she said “that’s great. how do you feel?”
so i thought about it
and i said
“actually i feel about the same as before”
what a waste of time