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    These clear seven inch records were individually lathe cut by Meep Records. Each copy has original handmade collage artwork by Anthony Kapfer. There are only 25 copies. The record contains 4 tracks from the album, I Can't Believe It's Not Better.

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    Let's All Worship Satan
    The Meaning Of Life

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    Invisible Stain
    I Want To Kill You In My Dreams

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    Limited edition clear seven inch vinyl record. This one was lathe cut by Funky Frankenstein Records in Nashville Tennessee. 50 copies were made. Subscribers to my fanclub will receive this record with one of a kind original handmade collage art by me.

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    A Particular Streaming Service Robbed Me Blind
    Solitaire

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    Nice To Meet You (My Mom Has Cancer)
    Sister

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lyrics

whenever i'm single
and i miss being in a relationship
i just talk to myself
about things that don't interest me
then i accuse myself of not listening

then i go to a movie theater
and i let a random person decide
what movie we see
and i pay for both of our tickets

then when i get home
i get angry
about something really stupid
then i slam a door
and i sleep on the couch

so i don't really feel like i'm missing anything
it's pretty much the same

my exgirlfriend used to say the cutest things
like "yeah, i don't wanna renew our lease"
but it was the way she said it

she said something really funny the other day
probably
i don't know for sure
because she doesn't speak to me anymore
but chances are
she probably said something funny
at some point

it's not that bad
we're actually really good friends
with other people

i don't like to think of us as broken up
i like to think we're playing the longest game
of hide and seek
and she's really good

it's been like three years
i don't know where she is

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from I Can't Believe It's Not Better, released June 4, 2021
written and performed by Anthony Kapfer

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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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