These clear seven inch records were individually lathe cut by Meep Records. Each copy has original handmade collage artwork by Anthony Kapfer. There are only 25 copies. The record contains 4 tracks from the album, I Can't Believe It's Not Better.
Side A
Let's All Worship Satan
The Meaning Of Life
Side 1
Invisible Stain
I Want To Kill You In My Dreams
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Limited edition clear seven inch vinyl record. This one was lathe cut by Funky Frankenstein Records in Nashville Tennessee. 50 copies were made. Subscribers to my fanclub will receive this record with one of a kind original handmade collage art by me.
This record contains four tracks from the album I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better.
Side 1
A Particular Streaming Service Robbed Me Blind Solitaire
Side A
Nice To Meet You (My Mom Has Cancer)
Sister
(The photo is showing the front and back artwork and both sides of the same record)
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i’m bad at meeting people
because i never know the appropriate things
that i should say
when i’m introduced
like, it’s nice to meet you my mom has cancer
why did i just say that?
i do not know the answer, no
anyway, how bout you?
how do you do?
that’s nice, but my mom has cancer
now let’s get some food
i know a place with good reviews
table for two my mom has cancer
a fifteen minute wait is fine
and do you need my name?
i’m the one whose mom has cancer
i’ll have a burger my mom has cancer
i’ll have some fries on the side
a soda water too
and what about you?
she’ll have the burger too
but her mother is a dancer
your astrological sign is cancer
what a coincidence
my mom has
the same birthday as you
and also the other thing
it's our first date
did i mention my mom and her cancer?
what's that?
your friends got engaged?
well my mom is full of cancer
i think it's our last date
because i just can't stand her
