These clear seven inch records were individually lathe cut by Meep Records. Each copy has original handmade collage artwork by Anthony Kapfer. There are only 25 copies. The record contains 4 tracks from the album, I Can't Believe It's Not Better.
Side A
Let's All Worship Satan
The Meaning Of Life
Side 1
Invisible Stain
I Want To Kill You In My Dreams
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Limited edition clear seven inch vinyl record. This one was lathe cut by Funky Frankenstein Records in Nashville Tennessee. 50 copies were made. Subscribers to my fanclub will receive this record with one of a kind original handmade collage art by me.
This record contains four tracks from the album I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better.
Side 1
A Particular Streaming Service Robbed Me Blind Solitaire
Side A
Nice To Meet You (My Mom Has Cancer)
Sister
(The photo is showing the front and back artwork and both sides of the same record)
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dear god of rock and roll
are you there?
it’s me anthony
anyway, i really want to be famous
i was wondering if maybe you could you help me out with that
no way yahwey
there is no god
oh, i’m sorry who is this?
this is the lord of the underworld
oh i must have the wrong number
i was trying to dial 7
well i'm afraid you dialed wrong
cause you’ve reached 666
wow my mistake
but hey, since i have you on the phone
would you maybe consider
becoming my manager?
or maybe you have some advice
on how to write a big hit song
what do i do?
all you have to do is sing about me
because the best way to sell art is with controversy
so let’s all worship satan together
it’s just for business not for pleasure
so let’s all worship satan together
it makes everyone’s career so much better
okay, alright
i know what you’re thinking
how could i ask the prince of darkness
to be my manager?
but look all the stories you’ve heard about satan
those are just rumors
you don’t even know if they’re true
and if satan is really so bad
then why does he have so many nicknames?
where did those come from? hmm?
he must have had at least a few friends
oh lucifer you old devil, you
let’s all worship satan together
ok here's the thing
even when they’re not that great
people just love songs about the devil
but even if this song becomes a really big hit
and makes a lot of money
satan will get paid most of the royalties
you know, that was the deal
but to hell with it
i’m not even worried about anything anymore
plus i already sold my soul to the devil
so i could get into heaven
let’s all worship satan together
it’s just for right now it's not forever
let’s all worship satan together
when it goes out of fashion
nevermind whatever
credits
from I Can't Believe It's Not Better,
released June 4, 2021
Anthony Kapfer - vocals, guitars, bass, drums
Ricky Wells - theremin, guitar
