Let's All Worship Satan

by Anthony Kapfer

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a song about satan


dear god of rock and roll
are you there?
it’s me anthony

i want to be famous
can you help me out?

no way yahwey
there is no god

i’m sorry who’s this?

this is the lord of the underworld

i must have the wrong number
i was trying to dial 7

i'm afraid you dialed wrong
cause you’ve reached 666

wow my mistake
but since i have you on the phone
would you maybe consider
being my manager?
or maybe you have some advice
on writing a big hit song
what do i do?

all you have to do is sing about me
'cause the best way to sell art is with controversy

so let’s all worship satan together
it’s just for business not for pleasure
let’s all worship satan together
it makes everyone’s career so much better

i know what you’re thinking
how could i ask the prince of darkness
to be my manager?

but all the stories you’ve heard about satan
are just rumors
you don’t know that they’re true

and if satan is really so bad
then why does he have so many nicknames?
where did those come from?
he must have had at least a few friends
oh lucifer you old devil you

let’s all worship satan together

here's the deal
even when they’re not that great
people just love songs about the devil

if this song becomes a huge hit
satan will get paid most of the royalties
that was the deal
but to hell with it

i’m not too worried about anything
plus i already sold my soul to the devil
so i could get into heaven

let’s all worship satan together
it’s just for right now not forever
let’s all worship satan together
if it goes out of fashion
nevermind whatever


released April 4, 2021
written and performed by anthony kapfer


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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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