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    Let's All Worship Satan
    The Meaning Of Life

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    Invisible Stain
    I Want To Kill You In My Dreams

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    A Particular Streaming Service Robbed Me Blind
    Solitaire

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    Nice To Meet You (My Mom Has Cancer)
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lyrics

i drank so much coffee today
that technically i am on cocaine

i have multiple personalities
but they are all exactly the same

my psychic friend has
short term memory loss
so she remembers tomorrow
like it was today

yesterday i spilled mustard on
my mustard colored jeans
and today there’s an invisible stain

oh no oh no oh no
where’d it go oh no
the stain appeared without a trace

and that’ll never come out

i know a couple of conjoined twins
but i’m starting to think
that they might be the same person
because i’ve never even seen them in
the same room together
who the hell do they think they’re fooling?

i'm onto you

i can eat whatever i want
the calories don’t count
as long as i wear a disguise

everybody has a birthday coming up
as long as they do not die

the revolution will be televised
in fact you probably missed it
because it wasn’t really advertised

i am a pessimistic narcissist
i always feel empty
but i’m full of myself half the time

i know i know
i don’t know
oh no i don’t
i am perfect but not every time

oh i thought the song was done
i am perfect but not every time

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from I Can't Believe It's Not Better, released June 4, 2021
written and performed by Anthony Kapfer

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Los Angeles rock and roll and humor

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