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Comedy Songs Are Not Funny

from Fuck You, Simon by Anthony Kapfer

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i performed this song on america's got talent. the judges did not like it


comedy songs are never really funny
i find them to be nothing but a bore
you always know
just when the joke is coming
because the punchlines have to rhyme
with the line before

this is the part you’re supposed to laugh at hardest
but this chorus does nothing but disappoint

comedy songs don’t need a second verse

now it seems the song has gone on too long
so now I’m going to make you sing along

this is the part we sing together
this is the part we sing


from Fuck You, Simon, released May 31, 2022
written and performed by anthony kapfer


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Anthony Kapfer Los Angeles, California

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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