Atheist, Alone

from Cats Using Toilets by Anthony Kapfer

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lyrics

As a boy I prayed every night
I prayed that everything would be alright
I prayed that one day I would find a wife
And it would be so lovely

As I grew up, love was a battle zone
I felt like my prayers were being postponed
So now I am and atheist, alone
Not even god loves me

So now I'm having sex with other atheists
From the internet, to feel fulfilled
But even people who've found god
Use the internet to get a thrill

And I wonder if people on Christian Mingle
Say, "Bible Verse and chill"

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from Cats Using Toilets, released March 3, 2020
Anthony Kapfer - vocals, guitars, bass, drums

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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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