Atheist, Alone

from Cats Using Toilets by Anthony Kapfer

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lyrics

As a boy I prayed every night
I prayed that everything would be alright
I prayed that one day I would find a wife
And it would be so lovely

As I grew up, love was a battle zone
I felt like my prayers were being postponed
So now I am and atheist, alone
Not even god loves me

So now I'm having sex with other atheists
From the internet, to feel fulfilled
But even people who've found god
Use the internet to get a thrill

And I wonder if people on Christian Mingle
Say, "Bible Verse and chill"