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Everything has come unglued
So separated from me and you
Everybody's so fucking weak
Everybody's afraid to speak
Take a chance but play it safe
Drink some coffee to stay awake
Sleep all day not to feel so bad
Dream away the problems I had

Cause I am just an asshole
I once heard someone say so
I am just an asshole
And I don't deserve you

Take a look inside my mind
Some scary things I think you'll find
Don't you worry cause I'm not bad
I think I've gone just a little mad
I know I'm wrong but I just can't change
And everything feels a little strange
I wish that I could just escape
Teleport and slip away


from A Series Of Events, track released January 16, 2010
Written and performed by Anthony Kapfer


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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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