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Everything has come unglued
So separated from me and you
Everybody's so fucking weak
Everybody's afraid to speak
Take a chance but play it safe
Drink some coffee to stay awake
Sleep all day not to feel so bad
Dream away the problems I had

Cause I am just an asshole
I once heard someone say so
I am just an asshole
And I don't deserve you

Take a look inside my mind
Some scary things I think you'll find
Don't you worry cause I'm not bad
I think I've gone just a little mad
I know I'm wrong but I just can't change
And everything feels a little strange
I wish that I could just escape
Teleport and slip away


from A Series Of Events, track released January 16, 2010
Written and performed by Anthony Kapfer


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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a comedian/musician. He's appeared on the Fox TV show Laughs. He's also been on Sirius XM Radio, channel 99 Raw Dog Comedy.

Anthony Kapfer will appear in “Stereotypically You,” the new film from Red Square Pictures in 2014. It is a comedy starring Abby Elliot (SNL) and Kal Penn (Harold and Kumar).
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