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4000 Dollars

from Cats Using Toilets by Anthony Kapfer

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I've been by your side for a while
And I just think you're grand
There's only one thing you don't have
That my ex girlfriend has

Cause she took my 4000 dollars
When she walked right out the door
She took my 4000 dollars
And she asked for 200 more

If I had my money now
We'd be living the good life
Instead, we're eating cat food
Spread on crackers with a knife

She borrowed 4000 dollars
When we were very much in love
She had a change of heart
But has thousands of dollars
That she's undeserving of

Before she left, she said that
It would be just a loan
But then she left, and it turned out
It was me who was alone

So can I borrow 4000 Dollars from you
I know it is a lot to ask
But you know I'm always true
So darling can you help me out
Cause I need money too
And if my ex girlfriend ever pays me back
I will give it all to you


from Cats Using Toilets, released March 3, 2020
Anthony Kapfer - vocals, guitars


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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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