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D is for Divorce
03:20
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A is for apples they are delicious
and they're also very good for you
B is for balloons at your birthday party
that was a good one, everybody danced
C is for cookies, they are so tasty
but they are just a sometimes snack
D is for divorce
that your parents filed for
D is for divorce
they don't love each other anymore
E is for every time you are with them
all they do is fight and fight all day
F's the frustration that you are feeling
'cause the pain inside wont go away
G is for the good times that are over
things are different, now you have two homes
D is for divorce
they might say it's not your fault
D is for divorce
but you'll never really know for sure
weekend comes
and dad is home
but it's just for visitation
he takes you back to
his new bachelor pad
and cries his eyes out on the couch
'cause mom has got
a new boyfriend
and you can call him dad if you want
and we sing
La la la la la, la la la la
La la la la D is for Divorce
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sometimes strangers talk to you
you might not know what to do
remember the words i’m telling you
some strangers they might
want you for your organs
they might seem friendly and nice
they might be very polite
so please please
take this free advice
it’s so important
please protect you organs
it’s not your fault
some strangers are bad
they’ll tell you what you wanna hear
and you’ll walk up without kidneys anymore
it's like they walked right out the door
those kidneys are never coming back
i know you must be pretty scared
going out into the world
but you should be fully prepared
to fight for your right to keep those organs
so when a stranger talks to you
what is the safest thing to do?
assume that he wants to hurt you
he’ll turn you inside out
on the black market
it’s no secret
some people are bad
they’ll offer you some candy bars
and you’ll wake up in a bathtub full of ice
you sold your kidney for a candy bar
i hope you were not too attached
some strangers they might want
you for your organs
you’re much more of a target
if you’re an orphan
some strangers
they might want you
for your organs
those healthy organs
'cause when you’re sold for parts
you’re worth a fortune
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3. |
Everybody Dies
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there's one thing that you must realize
everybody dies, everybody dies
we are born and then we live our lives
and then my friend you die, everybody dies
one day you will die, everybody dies
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your goldfish is not in heaven
religion says they’ve got no souls
no they got no soul
so where do dead fish go now
well i don’t want to sound suspicious
but i don’t think your goldfish was religious
so i don’t think your goldfish is in heaven
but you can go and ask the reverend
your goldfish is not in heaven
religion says they’ve got no souls
you flush those sins with fins
right down the toilet
they will go to a better place
no one does
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5. |
One Day
01:37
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one day your parents will get old
and you might put them in a home
what will that decision be like?
sending them away
and after all they've done for you
one day your parents will be dead
and you will have to bury them
what do you think that will be like
living without them
while their bodies rot beneath the ground?
one day you might outlive your friends
one day everything will end
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6. |
Mother's Little Mistake
02:16
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you are mothers little mistake
you weren’t meant to be in this world
things were really grand without you
and then there came some unexpected news
when you were inside her womb
do you think she cried?
maybe she had second thoughts
but it was too late
and then you came around
you are mothers greatest mistake
one that she is proud to have made
nonetheless you’re still a mistake
and nothing can ever take that away
when she looks into your eyes
does it make her sad?
does she think about the day
she wished you away
but you still came to be
you are mothers little mistake
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7. |
Adoption Blues
02:25
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adoption kid get over it
it doesn't matter
it's in the past you can't change it
mother loved you
so much that she gave you up
maybe you're lucky
maybe you're much better off
you live with a
a complete stranger called mom
you also live with
a guy who's not your dad
maybe they love
you like you were their own
but you'll never know
'cause they'd never tell if they don't
adoption blues weighs in on you
no one to love you
the way a real mother can
no one to talk to
nobody understands
what does it feel like
to be unwanted and unloved?
somewhere in the world
a some stranger is your real mom
you’ve never met the dude
who is your actual dad
maybe one day
you will meet them both for lunch
and just to be nice they’ll politely say
“this was fun we should keep in touch.”
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8. |
You Won't Amount To Much
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A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I
got something to say to you
life is full of disappointment
no matter what you do
'cause life is hard
and if you're smart
you will know you
wont amount to much
so few people ever do
what makes you think
that you're so special too?
you're really not that special
you're just you
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Happily Ever After
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the fairytales your parents tell are lies
the real endings are scary and grotesque
they would make you scream until you cry
and you would toss and turn all night in bed
and they all lived happily ever after is a lie
'cause they all died sad and alone
that’s the truth
one day you will be dead too
real life is oh so sad
the best you can hope for
is to die in your sleep
when you are old and frail
and life has left you miserable and weak
and they all lived happily ever after is a myth
'cause they all just withered away
in a hospital bed
surrounded by family and friends
you might be afraid
of the boogey man
but that is something you should never fear
'cause real life is much worse
a blessing and a curse
as fast as it comes
it disappears
and they all lived happily ever is a joke
and we’re laughing all the way to the grave
everyday
until we all just fade away
realistically ever after
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10. |
There Is No Santa Claus
03:01
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there is no Santa Claus
there is no Santa Claus, it's true
but this is between me and you
your parents lie to you
they want you to be good all year
so they make up some stuff about...
some old man
who's watching you
when they're not there
and that's the truth
ask them if they feel bad
for looking you right in the eyes
and spewing out these silly lies
they must think you're pretty dumb to really fall for that
believing there's a creepy old guy watching you in bed
and if that were the case, wouldn't they keep him far from you?
would they let him in your house, and serve him cookies too?
no old man
is watching you
your parents buy
all of your gifts
so who's that guy?
at the mall?
you sat on his lap
and told him what you want
he's just some guy
who doesn't care
he probably hates kids
and hates his stupid job
there is no Santa Claus
there is no Santa Claus, it's true
but this is between me and you
your parents lie to you
they want you to be good all year
and if you're good they'll buy you toys
they buy your love
they buy your love
there is no Santa Claus it's true
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