Comedy Records E​.​P. (Deluxe Edition)

by Anthony Kapfer

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released March 10, 2015

Written and Performed by Anthony Kapfer


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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a comedian/musician. He's appeared on the Fox TV show Laughs. He's also been on Sirius XM Radio, channel 99 Raw Dog Comedy.

Anthony Kapfer will appear in “Stereotypically You,” the new film from Red Square Pictures in 2014. It is a comedy starring Abby Elliot (SNL) and Kal Penn (Harold and Kumar).
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Track Name: D is for Divorce (live)
"D Is For Divorce"

A is for apples they are delicious
And they're also very good for you
B is for balloons at your birthday party
That was a good one, everybody danced
C is for cookies, they are so tasty
But they are just a sometimes snack

D is for divorce
That your parents filed for
D is for divorce
They don't love each other anymore

E is for every time you are with them
All they do is fight and fight all day
F's the frustration that you are feeling
Cause the pain inside wont go away
G is for the good times that are over
Things are different, now you have two homes

D is for divorce
They might say it's not your fault
D is for divorce
But you'll never really know for sure

The weekend comes
And Dad is home
But it's just for visitation

He takes you back to
His new bachelor pad
And cries his eyes out on the couch

Cause mom has got
A new boyfriend
And you can call him dad if you want

And we sing
La la la la la, la la la la
La la la la D is for divorce

You guys can sing along
La la la la la, la la la la
La la la la D is for divorce

Now everybody, who's dead inside
La la la la la, la la la la
La la la la D is for divorce