Comedy Records E​.​P. (Deluxe Edition)

by Anthony Kapfer

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"D Is For Divorce" A is for apples they are delicious And they're also very good for you B is for balloons at your birthday party That was a good one, everybody danced C is for cookies, they are so tasty But they are just a sometimes snack D is for divorce That your parents filed for D is for divorce They don't love each other anymore E is for every time you are with them All they do is fight and fight all day F's the frustration that you are feeling Cause the pain inside wont go away G is for the good times that are over Things are different, now you have two homes D is for divorce They might say it's not your fault D is for divorce But you'll never really know for sure The weekend comes And Dad is home But it's just for visitation He takes you back to His new bachelor pad And cries his eyes out on the couch Cause mom has got A new boyfriend And you can call him dad if you want And we sing La la la la la, la la la la La la la la D is for divorce You guys can sing along La la la la la, la la la la La la la la D is for divorce Now everybody, who's dead inside La la la la la, la la la la La la la la D is for divorce
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released March 10, 2015

Written and Performed by Anthony Kapfer

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Anthony Kapfer New York, New York

Anthony Kapfer is a musician and comedian. He often performs live as a one man band. His music has been compared to They Might Be Giants mixed with The Pixies & Flight of the Conchords. Anthony spent all of 2019 on a headlining tour across the country.

Anthony Kapfer is the star of the film MUTE DATE, and appears in the films Ramekin, and Shredder, which are all recommended films on Amazon Prime
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